The Wake Me Up Mug

Turning portside, you raise your hand to your forehead and shield the glare of the sun. An energizing mist showers you, bouncing off the excited blue water. You’ve picked up a steady pace today as the wind punches into your sail, a powerful reminder of your most valuable shipmate, Mother Nature.

Something approaches in the distance and you need a better look. A peculiar mass emerges from the depths. It doesn’t seem to be moving, actually. With a visceral dread in your stomach, it dawns on you that it is drawing you closer.

An alarm sounds. What the...?

It’s coming from below deck. Hesitant to take your eyes off the distant figure, you make a difficult choice and head down the polished wood steps to the quarters below. The noise is deafening, and sourceless. It’s everywhere you are.

Frantically, you pace around looking to attack it, to quiet the maddening siren. Cushions fly, drawers open and slam shut. Until finally, the last cabinet opens to reveal this, your prized Doomberg coffee mug.

As those two distinctive eyes stare back at you, a vortex of sense drowns you. The alarm ceases. A hand jostles your shoulder, “Honey, wake up...it’s morning.”

Durable, ceramic mug in standard 11oz scratch-resistant construction. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, your Doomberg mug reliably starts your day with exactly the wake-up call you need. An instant classic.